The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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