Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you would pick up someone in the library
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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