I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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