so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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