Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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