Cold hands, warm shart.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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