if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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