So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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