Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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