Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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