marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
All I want is dick and wine.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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