matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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