your thong is hanging out like whoa
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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