69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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