True but thats because hes a fetus.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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