He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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