He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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