when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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