i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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