That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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