why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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