We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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