is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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