i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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