how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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