God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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