I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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