NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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