I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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