New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I lost the right to judge tonight
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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