I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
