did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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