Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im holly from the hills drunk
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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