Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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