just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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