I'm jealous of your bromance
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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