dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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