"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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