Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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