It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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