Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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