So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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