Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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