And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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