So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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