My Higher Power is John Stamos
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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