doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
