My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We don't watch enough power rangers
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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