hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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