eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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