is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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