People with herpes should wear stickers.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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