last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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