We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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