I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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